The UnFateful Life
This is an account of an uneventful life.. I post about anything I love and show you guys a different side of myself that most never see.

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

image

(via flamboyant-spoopy)

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

(via work-that-arse-out)

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via nerdygirl2curvygirl)

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: jav-o-lantern, via eggnored)