The UnFateful Life
This is an account of an uneventful life.. I post about anything I love and show you guys a different side of myself that most never see.

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via dateswithweights)

"My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest."

— i can’t sleep without you here (via guy)

(via panic-at-the-discount-store)

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

(via eggnored)

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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(via bibliophilequeen)

Honest hour. Nothing will be deleted. Just come and ask.

(Source: askboxmemes, via fit-madness)

Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE:
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA:
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY:
You leave me with jumbled words.

RED:
I'm in love with you.

PINK:
I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE:
You're hot.

CHARTREUSE:
I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL:
We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE:
You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE:
I dislike your page.

YELLOW:
PLEASE KISS ME!!

WHITE:
PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN:
I find you cute.

BLACK:
I would date you.

BROWN:
I dislike you